Ost-in-Edhil

thainacarino:

Não é que eu te esqueci, apenas aprendi a viver sem você.

Discreta, e formosíssima Maria,

Enquanto estamos vendo a qualquer hora

Em tuas faces a rosada Aurora,

Em teus olhos, e boca o Sol, e o dia:

Enquanto com gentil descortesia

O ar, que fresco Adônis te namora,

Te espalha a rica trança voadora,

Quando vem passear-te pela fria:

Goza, goza da flor da mocidade,

Que o tempo trota a toda ligeireza,

E imprime em toda a flor sua pisada.

Oh, não aguardes, que a madura idade

Te converta em flor, essa beleza

Em terra, em cinza, em pó, em sobra, em nada.

Gregório de Matos

gabrielcezar:

Primeiro nós vimos o coelho:

Depois a galinha:

O dinossauro:

A vaca:

E agora:

O Homem Aranha?

HOMEM ARANHA!? Tá bom se você diz que o Deadpool É o Homem Aranha, gabrielcezar . O que eu posso fazer? PORRA gabrielcezar!!! PORRA! SHUAHUSHAUSHUAHSHUAHSUAHSUHAUS TO RINDO

I play in a band, we’re the best in the land

We’re big in both Chelsea and France

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance

So come on now honey, I’ll make you feel pretty

These other gals mean nothing to me

Let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night

‘Cause I’m more than a handful, you’ll see

So kiss me I’m shitfaced

I’m soaked I’m soiled and brownIn the trousers, she kissed me

And I only bought her one round
I can bench-press a car, I’m an ex-football star

With degrees from both Harvard and Yale

Girls just can’t keep up, I’m a real love machine

I’ve had far better sex while in jail!

I’ve designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour

I cook the world’s best Duck Flambe

I’ll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me

I don’t need these lines to get laid
I’m a man of the night, a real ladies delight

See my figure was chiseled from stone

One more for the gal then I’ll escort her home

Come last call I’m never alone

I’ve a house on the hill with a red waterbed

That puts Hugh Heffner’s mansion to shame

With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars

I’m just here in this dump for the game…
I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright

I’m definitely not chiseled from stone

I’m a cheat and a liar, no woman’s desire

I’ll probably die cold and alone……

but just give me a chance, ‘cause deep down inside

I swear I’ve got a big heart of gold

I’m a monogamous man, no more one night stands

Come on honey, let me take you home.